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Hideous Ewok Lesbian Chicago Mayor Refuses 1-on-1 Interviews With Evil Whites
It’s a widely known fact that Lori Lightfoot, since she is married to a white woman who looks like John Kerry with tits, is the first black lesbian mayor of the Windy City. What’s not as widely known is that she earned her surname when, as a bright and inquisitive child, she noticed that the soles of her feet were lighter than the rest of her body.

To fight systemic anti-black racism in Chicago, Lightfoot allowed blacks to kill one another in staggering numbers last year. When the undeniably white White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany called her “the derelict mayor of Chicago” last year, Lightfoot shot back with an anti-white slur and seemingly veiled threat: “Hey, Karen. Watch your mouth.”

Now, on the cusp of the halfway point in her first and hopefully last term as mayor of the city she’s trying to turn into Detroit, the ugly clam-licking dwarf has announced that she will henceforth only grant interviews to nonwhites:

I have been struck since my first day on the campaign trail back in 2018 by the overwhelming whiteness and maleness of Chicago media outlets, editorial boards, the political press corps, and yes, the City Hall press corps specifically. . . . I ran to break up the status quo that was failing so many. That isn’t just in City Hall. It’s a shame that in 2021, the City Hall press corps is overwhelmingly White in a city where more than half of the city identifies as Black, Latino, AAPI or Native American. . . . Diversity and inclusion is [sic] imperative across all institutions including media. In order to progress we must change. This is exactly why I’m being intentional about prioritizing media requests from POC reporters on the occasion of the two-year anniversary of my inauguration as mayor of this great city. . . . In the time since I was elected, our country has faced an [sic] historic reckoning around systemic racism. In looking at the absence of diversity across the City Hall press corps and other newsrooms, sadly it does not appear that many of the media institutions in Chicago have caught on and truly have not embraced this moment.

I have been struck since the day I first saw Lightfoot’s bugged-out goldfish eyes at her overwhelming hideousness and maleness. Sadly, it does not appear that any male has ever found her attractive enough to truly embrace.

jim goad