10-25-2021, 11:46 AM
Neovaginas and Why They Stink
In almost no time at all — seemingly less time than it takes to surgically repurpose part of a slimy colon or an inverted scrotum into a fake vagina — trannies have become the Jews of Sexuality. Make one snide comment about them, and you will forever be banished from polite society. This may not be as bad as it seems, though, seeing as how “polite society” these days hinges around supremely impolite topics such as the bacterial climate inside manmade vaginas.
I don’t know if Alex Pearlman is a real woman or a bioengineered one, and you could not pay me enough money to check under the hood. I suspect that if Ms. Alex was actually an MTF tranny, he would have done something corny such as call himself “Alex Pearlwoman,” so my hunch is that “Alex” here is just a mannish woman with an unsavory interest in what sort of germs lurk ’tween the legs of men who’ve decided to “become who they really are” by getting surgery to radically alter who they really were.
As if trannies don’t have enough cultural clout and an absurd level of undeserved public sympathy, Pearlman claims that there hasn’t been enough gold-durned medical research into the microbial nasties that swarm inside the artificial cesspools that fester ’tween the legs of Creatures Who Used to Be Men. Pearlman’s new article is called “THE NEGLECTED SCIENCE OF NEOVAGINAS: Getting to the bottom of the trans woman neovaginal microbiome,” and it laments that among the “billions of dollars currently being spent on research of the human microbiome,” there isn’t nearly enough cash being tossed down the empty holes of these hollow human beings and that “research on neovaginal flora just isn’t keeping up with demand.”
In the never-ending push to normalize the abnormal, what was once known as “sex reassignment surgery” is now mislabeled as “gender confirmation surgery.” Despite the inordinate amount of attention these freaks get, only 1,231 fake-vagina implantations were performed in 2020, which represented a slight bump up from 2019’s crop of 1,108 neovaginal excavations. Pearlman seems to feel as if it’s a crime against nature that “[t]here have only been three studies as of mid-2021 that looked specifically at the microbial makeup of neovaginas.”
Luckily — assuming you have a warped definition of good fortune — YouTubers such as Melody Maia Monet post videos about what it feels like to shove a tampon up your surgically-manufactured birth canal. According to Pearlman, “Monet mentioned having friends whose new vaginas have inexplicably prolapsed.”
Oh, I think it’s highly explicable, lady.
There are two ways that surgeons can fashion a fake vagina out of a male subject’s existing tissue, neither one of them remotely savory. There’s the “inverted penile skin flap technique,” in which a doctor turns either a penis or a scrotum inside-out, sort of like an umbrella that’s been inverted by heavy storm winds, but instead of pointing up rather than down in the case of the umbrella, the neovagina points inward instead of outward. According to a medical journal, “a foul smell of the vagina was observed in most patients” who receive this procedure.
The other method is known as a colovaginoplasty, during which the hopefully well-compensated physician takes
a segment of the large bowel . . . to make the vaginal cavity. Like the large bowel, this segment placed in the vaginal cavity secretes mucus of colonic origin and harbors bacteria of colonic origin, so that mucus emissions can occasionally occur through the vulva and sometimes with a bad smell due to germs present in that mucosa. However, the emission of this mucus is beneficial for sexual intercourses [sic] since they are completely lubricated and pleasant.
I can think of many words to describe what I just read. “Pleasant” is not among them.
To Settle Concussion Lawsuits, the NFL will Assume Blacks are as Smart as Whites
Once the Jews defeated Hitler in the Second World War, it was forever settled that everyone is born entirely equal and that to suggest otherwise is proof that demons inhabit your body.
This is why there is absolutely nothing “scientific” about “scientific racism,” why any physical or cognitive differences among the “races” are all in your head, and why you will forever be bludgeoned with pseudoscientific essays by black physicians who seem to actually think that “racist policies . . . such as redlining” explain why blacks are prone to sickle cell anemia and why whites aren’t. (That linked article is at least good for a few chuckles because it informed me of the concept of “Drapetomania,” which was invented in 1851 by a white physician to explain why black slaves were prone to running away. Dr. Samuel Cartwright seemed to believe in the idea that blacks have smaller brains — which is a demonstrable fact, although its innate racism renders it non-factual — which made them prone to “indolence” and “barbarism,” meaning the only scientific remedy involved “whipping the devil out of them.”)
Even though race is only a social construct rather than a biological reality, black males represent 70% of active NFL football players and over “60% of living retirees,” meaning they are overrepresented in the sport’s ranks by a factor of five. Until very recently, the bigots who own the NFL demanded that ex-players who were filing lawsuits for brain injuries undergo cognitive testing. The practice of “race-norming” allegedly made it less likely for black players to receive payouts because it was assumed, based on all extant data regarding race and IQ, that it would be harder to tell whether these players were brain-damaged by playing football or were simply born dumb.
That all changed in 2020 when two black ex-players — Najeh Davenport and Kevin Henry — had their lawyers file a suit that claimed:
Black former players are automatically assumed (through a statistical manipulation called “race-norming”) to have started with worse cognitive functioning than White [sic] former players. As a result, if a Black [sic] former player and a White [sic] former player receive the exact same raw scores on a battery of tests designed to measure their current cognitive functioning, the Black [sic] player is presumed to have suffered less impairment, and he is therefore less likely to qualify for compensation.
But the NFL has now agreed to stop looking at IQ tests and assume that the only difference between black and white players — despite the overwhelming statistical overrepresentation of black players in nearly every position except quarterbacking and kicking — is “the color of their skin.”
In almost no time at all — seemingly less time than it takes to surgically repurpose part of a slimy colon or an inverted scrotum into a fake vagina — trannies have become the Jews of Sexuality. Make one snide comment about them, and you will forever be banished from polite society. This may not be as bad as it seems, though, seeing as how “polite society” these days hinges around supremely impolite topics such as the bacterial climate inside manmade vaginas.
I don’t know if Alex Pearlman is a real woman or a bioengineered one, and you could not pay me enough money to check under the hood. I suspect that if Ms. Alex was actually an MTF tranny, he would have done something corny such as call himself “Alex Pearlwoman,” so my hunch is that “Alex” here is just a mannish woman with an unsavory interest in what sort of germs lurk ’tween the legs of men who’ve decided to “become who they really are” by getting surgery to radically alter who they really were.
As if trannies don’t have enough cultural clout and an absurd level of undeserved public sympathy, Pearlman claims that there hasn’t been enough gold-durned medical research into the microbial nasties that swarm inside the artificial cesspools that fester ’tween the legs of Creatures Who Used to Be Men. Pearlman’s new article is called “THE NEGLECTED SCIENCE OF NEOVAGINAS: Getting to the bottom of the trans woman neovaginal microbiome,” and it laments that among the “billions of dollars currently being spent on research of the human microbiome,” there isn’t nearly enough cash being tossed down the empty holes of these hollow human beings and that “research on neovaginal flora just isn’t keeping up with demand.”
In the never-ending push to normalize the abnormal, what was once known as “sex reassignment surgery” is now mislabeled as “gender confirmation surgery.” Despite the inordinate amount of attention these freaks get, only 1,231 fake-vagina implantations were performed in 2020, which represented a slight bump up from 2019’s crop of 1,108 neovaginal excavations. Pearlman seems to feel as if it’s a crime against nature that “[t]here have only been three studies as of mid-2021 that looked specifically at the microbial makeup of neovaginas.”
Luckily — assuming you have a warped definition of good fortune — YouTubers such as Melody Maia Monet post videos about what it feels like to shove a tampon up your surgically-manufactured birth canal. According to Pearlman, “Monet mentioned having friends whose new vaginas have inexplicably prolapsed.”
Oh, I think it’s highly explicable, lady.
There are two ways that surgeons can fashion a fake vagina out of a male subject’s existing tissue, neither one of them remotely savory. There’s the “inverted penile skin flap technique,” in which a doctor turns either a penis or a scrotum inside-out, sort of like an umbrella that’s been inverted by heavy storm winds, but instead of pointing up rather than down in the case of the umbrella, the neovagina points inward instead of outward. According to a medical journal, “a foul smell of the vagina was observed in most patients” who receive this procedure.
The other method is known as a colovaginoplasty, during which the hopefully well-compensated physician takes
a segment of the large bowel . . . to make the vaginal cavity. Like the large bowel, this segment placed in the vaginal cavity secretes mucus of colonic origin and harbors bacteria of colonic origin, so that mucus emissions can occasionally occur through the vulva and sometimes with a bad smell due to germs present in that mucosa. However, the emission of this mucus is beneficial for sexual intercourses [sic] since they are completely lubricated and pleasant.
I can think of many words to describe what I just read. “Pleasant” is not among them.
To Settle Concussion Lawsuits, the NFL will Assume Blacks are as Smart as Whites
Once the Jews defeated Hitler in the Second World War, it was forever settled that everyone is born entirely equal and that to suggest otherwise is proof that demons inhabit your body.
This is why there is absolutely nothing “scientific” about “scientific racism,” why any physical or cognitive differences among the “races” are all in your head, and why you will forever be bludgeoned with pseudoscientific essays by black physicians who seem to actually think that “racist policies . . . such as redlining” explain why blacks are prone to sickle cell anemia and why whites aren’t. (That linked article is at least good for a few chuckles because it informed me of the concept of “Drapetomania,” which was invented in 1851 by a white physician to explain why black slaves were prone to running away. Dr. Samuel Cartwright seemed to believe in the idea that blacks have smaller brains — which is a demonstrable fact, although its innate racism renders it non-factual — which made them prone to “indolence” and “barbarism,” meaning the only scientific remedy involved “whipping the devil out of them.”)
Even though race is only a social construct rather than a biological reality, black males represent 70% of active NFL football players and over “60% of living retirees,” meaning they are overrepresented in the sport’s ranks by a factor of five. Until very recently, the bigots who own the NFL demanded that ex-players who were filing lawsuits for brain injuries undergo cognitive testing. The practice of “race-norming” allegedly made it less likely for black players to receive payouts because it was assumed, based on all extant data regarding race and IQ, that it would be harder to tell whether these players were brain-damaged by playing football or were simply born dumb.
That all changed in 2020 when two black ex-players — Najeh Davenport and Kevin Henry — had their lawyers file a suit that claimed:
Black former players are automatically assumed (through a statistical manipulation called “race-norming”) to have started with worse cognitive functioning than White [sic] former players. As a result, if a Black [sic] former player and a White [sic] former player receive the exact same raw scores on a battery of tests designed to measure their current cognitive functioning, the Black [sic] player is presumed to have suffered less impairment, and he is therefore less likely to qualify for compensation.
But the NFL has now agreed to stop looking at IQ tests and assume that the only difference between black and white players — despite the overwhelming statistical overrepresentation of black players in nearly every position except quarterbacking and kicking — is “the color of their skin.”