11-21-2021, 03:45 PM
RETURN OF THE “TEXANS”
Regular readers will remember the story of the brunching “Texans” who beat the living snot out of an Asian hostess at an NYC eatery in September after being asked for proof of vaccination. At first, blue Twitter erupted in an outrage-fest of fury: “Those damn MAGA Texans! Anti-vax WHITE SUPREEEMACISTS!”
And then security camera footage revealed that the “Texans” were actually a gaggle of weave-wearing booty-shaking black ghetto-girls.
As just like that, the “violent anti-vax Texans” story vanished faster than a speeding Alec Baldwin bullet.
And now the yellow cornrows of Texas have popped up once again. And, once again, Twitter pounced a bit too soon.
Last week, a Southwest attendant on a Dallas–to–New York flight was assaulted by an unruly female passenger.
An unruly Texan? Must be them dern MAGAs!
From TWTP
Leftist activist “View From The Watchtower” tweeted “Radicalized republicans use Southwest Airlines because Southwest chooses to allow pilots to make right wing jokes on the intercom and not get vaccinated.”
When the Daily Beast tweeted the story, responses included:
“Disgusting. We know who she voted for and what this was about for sure. Horrible horrible f’ing people.”
“Unruly passenger? You mean MAGA Psycho Bitch.”
“These MAGA buffoons are a danger to all.”
“Almost surely a maga chud. They think they have permission to attack anyone who they think is trying to ‘control’ them and they’re not going to stop anytime soon.”
And then the passenger’s photo was released: 32-year-old Arielle Jean Jackson, a most non-MAGA black woman.
Her reason for assaulting the flight attendant isn’t known, but it likely had something to do with Emmett Till and slavery.
With the publication of the photo, the story stopped trending on Twitter.
Odd.
Yeeeee…huh?
Regular readers will remember the story of the brunching “Texans” who beat the living snot out of an Asian hostess at an NYC eatery in September after being asked for proof of vaccination. At first, blue Twitter erupted in an outrage-fest of fury: “Those damn MAGA Texans! Anti-vax WHITE SUPREEEMACISTS!”
And then security camera footage revealed that the “Texans” were actually a gaggle of weave-wearing booty-shaking black ghetto-girls.
As just like that, the “violent anti-vax Texans” story vanished faster than a speeding Alec Baldwin bullet.
And now the yellow cornrows of Texas have popped up once again. And, once again, Twitter pounced a bit too soon.
Last week, a Southwest attendant on a Dallas–to–New York flight was assaulted by an unruly female passenger.
An unruly Texan? Must be them dern MAGAs!
From TWTP
Leftist activist “View From The Watchtower” tweeted “Radicalized republicans use Southwest Airlines because Southwest chooses to allow pilots to make right wing jokes on the intercom and not get vaccinated.”
When the Daily Beast tweeted the story, responses included:
“Disgusting. We know who she voted for and what this was about for sure. Horrible horrible f’ing people.”
“Unruly passenger? You mean MAGA Psycho Bitch.”
“These MAGA buffoons are a danger to all.”
“Almost surely a maga chud. They think they have permission to attack anyone who they think is trying to ‘control’ them and they’re not going to stop anytime soon.”
And then the passenger’s photo was released: 32-year-old Arielle Jean Jackson, a most non-MAGA black woman.
Her reason for assaulting the flight attendant isn’t known, but it likely had something to do with Emmett Till and slavery.
With the publication of the photo, the story stopped trending on Twitter.
Odd.
Yeeeee…huh?