07-11-2022, 02:14 PM
Three Women of Vibrancy Arrested in NYC for Attacking Cashier Who Charged Them $1.75 for Extra Sauce on Their French Fries
The Great Condiment Wars of 2022 continue apace. Last week I brought news of the Atlanta Mayo Murder, the Queens Duck Sauce Killer, and the Philadelphia Chik-fil-A Milkshake Shooter.
This week brings news of three lovely and plump young Hispanegro women — Pearl Ozoria, Chitara Plascencia, and Tatiyanna Johnson — who’ve been arrested for trashing the living fuck out a small Lower Manhattan fast-food joint known as Bel-Fries because Chef Rafael Nuñez dared to charge them $1.75 for extra sauce.
Although I’m ancient enough to remember when $1.75 would buy you eleven orders of McDonald’s fries, and I was initially appalled to learn that Bel-Fries charges nearly $10 merely for their foo-foo pommes de terre frites, when one factors into the equation that the mere rental cost for a 1,600-square-foot office in Lower Manhattan can set you back $100K a month, it doesn’t seem too cheap or chintzy to charge $1.75 for “extra” sauce.
It’s to be assumed that these honking pigs had already received the standard amount of sauce, so there was absolutely no excuse beyond a constant state of hyper-aggrieved racial entitlement that had these porkers flipping the bird and throwing blunt objects and stealing money from the cash register and standing on the counter to twerk and injuring two workers while all their associates hovered in the background, filming and giggling.
I remember a much more wholesome America where Spanegro women were grateful to be eating the occasional live rat they’d plucked from tenement basements in the Bronx. Who decided it was a good idea to let these people get fat and confident?
Enjoy the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyjIzheBP0
The Great Condiment Wars of 2022 continue apace. Last week I brought news of the Atlanta Mayo Murder, the Queens Duck Sauce Killer, and the Philadelphia Chik-fil-A Milkshake Shooter.
This week brings news of three lovely and plump young Hispanegro women — Pearl Ozoria, Chitara Plascencia, and Tatiyanna Johnson — who’ve been arrested for trashing the living fuck out a small Lower Manhattan fast-food joint known as Bel-Fries because Chef Rafael Nuñez dared to charge them $1.75 for extra sauce.
Although I’m ancient enough to remember when $1.75 would buy you eleven orders of McDonald’s fries, and I was initially appalled to learn that Bel-Fries charges nearly $10 merely for their foo-foo pommes de terre frites, when one factors into the equation that the mere rental cost for a 1,600-square-foot office in Lower Manhattan can set you back $100K a month, it doesn’t seem too cheap or chintzy to charge $1.75 for “extra” sauce.
It’s to be assumed that these honking pigs had already received the standard amount of sauce, so there was absolutely no excuse beyond a constant state of hyper-aggrieved racial entitlement that had these porkers flipping the bird and throwing blunt objects and stealing money from the cash register and standing on the counter to twerk and injuring two workers while all their associates hovered in the background, filming and giggling.
I remember a much more wholesome America where Spanegro women were grateful to be eating the occasional live rat they’d plucked from tenement basements in the Bronx. Who decided it was a good idea to let these people get fat and confident?
Enjoy the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyjIzheBP0