12-08-2019, 10:15 AM
VIEWERS: RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WAS TRAPPED IN A TOXIC WORK ENVIRONMENT
Monday night at 8PM EST, for the umpteenth-plus-fourscore time, CBS will rerun 1964’s classic animated special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the SS.
We’ve all been able to read between the lines and realize that when Rudolph is forced to put on a “black” nose to hide his “red” nose, what the screenwriters are secretly trying to tell us is that he’s a “black” man trying not to get lynched in a “white” man’s world.
Twitter twats also took Santa Claus—the ultimate Old White Boomer Male—to task for running a sweatshop and exploiting the labor of hardworking reindeer and the strange and presumably sexually insatiable undersized human genetic mutants known as elves:
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Monday night at 8PM EST, for the umpteenth-plus-fourscore time, CBS will rerun 1964’s classic animated special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the SS.
We’ve all been able to read between the lines and realize that when Rudolph is forced to put on a “black” nose to hide his “red” nose, what the screenwriters are secretly trying to tell us is that he’s a “black” man trying not to get lynched in a “white” man’s world.
Twitter twats also took Santa Claus—the ultimate Old White Boomer Male—to task for running a sweatshop and exploiting the labor of hardworking reindeer and the strange and presumably sexually insatiable undersized human genetic mutants known as elves:
Quote:Ultimately, you have to blame Santa for the bullying culture at the North Pole. Donner is just middle management. Santa put pressure on his reindeer, so they felt like they had to have the perfect children.Did you ever get in one of those moods where the only people you truly wish to bully are people who complain about bullying?
Between Rudolph and Hermie…The North Pole seems like the most toxic work environment to ever exist. Ruthless bullying and then banishment to the Island of Misfit Toys.
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