yeah, probably wait until the idiots get over Hillary losing 4 years ago.
Adding another creep to the list:
DEFUND THE POLICE! FUCK THE POLICE! HELP ME, POLICE!
Portland City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty is a sassy black woman with a sassy black plan: rid Portland of cops. Ban the police, end 911. Hardesty has been leading the fight to replace Portland’s police department and 911 system with something called the “Portland Street Response” (PSR). And what exactly
is PSR? Well, whenever crime rears its ugly head in the city of Portland, a team of “crisis workers” will respond to, like,
talk it out, man.
Hardesty has successfully been able to defund Portland cops and redirect the money to
PSR. She even proudly unveiled the agency’s new logo on Twitter last
week, and it’s every bit as faggoty as one would expect: love, rainbows, and caring. And no police! Because when it comes to cops, Hardesty takes a hardlinesty: Cops gotta go, 911 gotta go. No compromise, no exceptions.
Well, one exception: Her blue-black hypocritical ass gets to call the cops anytime she wants.
See, last week Hardesty summoned a Lyft after a night of gambling at a local casino. And when she got in the car, she be like, “Roll up that window, mutherfucker, I’m cold ’n’ pissed off ’cause I lost me some money.” And Lyft driver be like, “I need to have the window down to comply with the COVID regs you helped pass.” Which led to Hardesty throwing a fit in the backseat, and the driver asking her to get out of his car. Which she refused to do, even though Lyft’s policy explicitly states that their drivers have the absolute right to terminate a ride if a passenger becomes disruptive.
It became a standoff: The Lyft driver said get out, and the “pirate from
Captain Phillips in drag with dreads” refused.
So what did Hardesty do? She called 911! She called the cops.
The audio recording of the 911 call is
priceless. Hardesty demands that the police
force her driver to call her another ride. They say they can’t. She then asks
them to call her a ride! The patient male voice on the other end calmly explains to Hypoquita Jones that only
she can call a Lyft for herself, and as a customer she needs to abide by the policies she agreed to when she created an account.
Amazingly, Hardesty
still demanded that the police come out to keep her company as she waited for her next ride. Which they did. And they didn’t beat the shit out of her, which is arguably not to their credit.
Having to deal with people like Jo Ann Hardesty is why cops don’t need a defunding, but a raise.
“If you want to know who rules over you, just look for who you are not allowed to criticize.”
― Voltaire