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Oh Those Mormons
From TWTP:
In addition to untold millions of unwanted illegals, Mexico has given us many things. Actually, that’s not really true—we investigated, and all they’ve been able to cough up is the nacho.
Last week the horrific murder of nine US citizens—three mothers and six children—who were all identified in the press as members of the same “Mormon family” were killed after being ambushed by cartel members in the border state of Sonora.
Christina Johnson saved her infant daughter’s life by tossing her onto the SUV’s floor after gunfire erupted. Thirteen-year-old Devin Langford hid some of his siblings in bushes to protect them from the onslaught, then walked 13 miles back to their Mormon community to alert relatives, or kinsmen, or whatever Mormons call each other.
President Donald Trump tweeted that it was time to declare open war on the cartels. Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney said that although he didn’t know the slain Mormons personally, it really sucks to see Mormons getting slaughtered like that.
What received very little attention in the press is that the Mormon family in question—the LeBarons—have a murderous history of their own.
They are members of a splinter sect of Mormons who initially split from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints after the Church outlawed polygamy. In a power battled during the early 1970s, Ervil LeBaron had his brother Joel killed. He was imprisoned in Mexico and wrote a 400-page instructional manual on how to kill disobedient sect members, complete with a hit list of names. Although he died in 1981, seven years later a handful of his family members carried out the “four o’clock murders” in Texas, killing an eight-year-old child and three former sect members.
Is this the dawn of a murderous turf war between Mexican drug cartels and polyamorous heretic Mormons? Grab the popcorn!
Thanks for the reminder.

Smallphuck.coms don't like Mormoms either.
I missed the part where any smallphucs were mentioned. As a matter of fact, I can't remember any smallphuc ever charged with murder. Ever.

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